The Fokin Hoe: Russia’s Secret Weapon for Lazy (But Smart) Gardeners!

The Russian Secret Weapon for Permaculture Warriors!

          Tired of wrestling with a whole shed full of garden tools like some kind of overworked farmhand? Meet the Fokin Hoe—the genius invention of Russian gardener Vladimir Fokin (patent #2040133, because yes, it’s that legit).

          Also known as the "ploskorez" (which just means flat-cutter), this clever little contraption is like the Swiss Army knife of gardening—except it actually works. Sepp Holzer, the legendary agro-rebel himself, swears by it, and if it’s good enough for a permaculture rockstar, it’s good enough for you.

Why This Thing is a Game-Changer:

        * Replaces like 20 tools (spade, hoe, rake—consider them fired).

        * Perfect for no-till gardening—because who actually wants to dig?

        * Three sharpened edges for slicing through weeds and soil like a ninja.

        * Saves your back (and your sanity) by making gardening almost relaxing.

Warning: You will need a little practice. But hey, even James Bond had to train before he became 007.

How to Get Your Hands on One (Literally):

        1. Order the steel blade HERE.

        2. Handle situation:

            * DIY option: Make your own (we’ve got instructions).

            * Lazy option: Buy a pre-made handle (extra shipping, but worth it for the convenience).

Pro Tip: Keep it sharp! A dull ploskorez is like a butter knife in a sword fight—useless.